OMG… Did She Just Say That?!?!

March 31, 2010 at 8:46 am | Posted in Dating Tips | Leave a comment
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During my years as a New York subway rider I learned the art of eavesdropping. I found that to pass commuter time I could glean amazing insights from swiftly listening in on other people’s conversations. The things I picked up ranged from hilarious to absurd to enlightening to downright disgusting and everything in between. Since having moved to LA my easy eavesdropping opportunities have diminished drastically but lately my ears have perked up to some sentiments too juicy not to share… and guess what, it isn’t the guys who are dishing ittongue biters – it’s the ladies. So, here from my ears to your screen, a few things I’ve heard lately definitely not worth repeating:

WHAT SHE SAID: “I’m on the rag – you have no shot.” – a woman to a guy who was checking her out (at Target)

WHAT HE THOUGHT: She’s a crass, pretentious bitch who probably really needs to get laid

WHAT SHE SAID: “We can spend the evening fighting over me or you can each buy me a glass of wine.” – a woman talking to two older men (at a wine bar)

WHAT THEY THOUGHT: She’s a gold digger or potential threesome

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Opt In… To Inspiration

March 24, 2010 at 11:43 am | Posted in Dating Tips | Leave a comment
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Tristan Coopersmith is the author of MENu Dating: Taste Test Your Way to the Main Course– a single girl’s guide to falling in like, falling in love and falling into bed. Check out her book in retailers nationwide, online and on her site: http://www.menudatingonline.com. For musings on dating, follow her on twitter: @tristan_coop.

I’m a sweets-a-holic. If you know me, you know that I can’t pass up a dessert menu, my therapy comes in the form of baking and in my house anytime is a good time for celebratory birthday cake and ice cream. That said, as of yesterday, I’m on a sugar hiatus – a challenge brought on by none other than my mother (ironically, another glutton for glucose).

Since I made this commitment, I have seen no less than 3 Duncan Hines commercials, noticed not one, not two, but THREE new treat shops in my neighborhood and seriously, are the Girl Scouts on a mission to make the world fat because they seem to be on as many corners as a Starbucks in Seattle. WTF?!

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Making a Move on Love

March 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm | Posted in Dating Tips, Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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Tristan Coopersmith is the author of MENu Dating: Taste Test Your Way to the Main Course– a single girl’s guide to falling in like, falling in love and falling into bed. Check out her book in retailers nationwide, online and on her site: http://www.menudatingonline.com. For musings on dating, follow her on twitter: @tristan_coop.

Being in L-O-V-E. There is nothing like it. That sugary sweet feeling that flutters all throughout your body, running through your heart and bursting into every vein, every muscle, every ounce of you. It is the feeling of grinning on the inside. It is exciting, thrilling, magical. For some it can be scary, unknowing, a wild ride. Love is the most sought after feeling in the world – above power, happiness and success. For many, they expect and or wish upon a star that something so treasured, so valuable will just land in their lap. But, like all great things, love gains value through being hard won. So instead of just waiting to stumble upon great love, remember that love can be sought, which not only increases your chances of getting it, but the experiences you have and the learnings you will acquire along your journey towards it, will make you more prepared for it’s great responsibility once you finally do meet love head on.

Still not sold? OK… unless you think you might fall for your pizza delivery guy, here are three more reasons you shouldn’t wait for love to come a knockin’ and instead, go out and man shop (i.e. flirt, hit on a guy, pick up a man) this weekend:

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Dating Games… to play or not to play?

January 19, 2010 at 11:35 am | Posted in Dating Stories, Dating Tips, Relationships | 2 Comments
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Tristan Coopersmith is the author of MENu Dating: Taste Test Your Way to the Main Course- a single girl’s guide to falling in like, falling in love and falling into bed. Check out her book in retailers nationwide, online and on her site: http://www.menudatingonline.com For musings on dating, follow her on twitter: @tristan_coop.

This past week I journeyed to New York and over a game of tic-tac-toe (on the chicest board I’ve ever seen compliments of The London hotel) and a few watermelon mojitos, one of my gal pals, Lucy, updated me on her mandidate menu. As she told me about her latest flavor, a guy named Josh, 28, a pastry chef from South Florida who she had a great first date with but hadn’t heard from in 2 days, probably because he was playing by the “wait 3 day rule,” I contemplated my next move on the board and what to say. I could give her the He’s Just Not that Into You diatribe. I could nod in agreement as to her assessment for his lack of communication. I could just ask more questions about him. I could tell her to just woman up and call him. But its me… and I couldn’t escape the blatant symbolism right before us… a game board whereby the pawns were ‘X’s and ‘O’s… the very symbols of love and affection.

So the age old question popped into my mind, to play the game or not to play the game?

I laid down an ‘O’ and thought, we are conditioned to play the game from the time we are young… Spin the Bottle, Mystery Date, every magazine we ever read… they all teach us to seduce boys with “the game” – which is really just plotted flirting and unsophisticated foreplay. This is what makes it ok and in some way, sort of necessary. But the thing about the game, is that it invigorates us when the ball is in our court and dis-empowers us as soon as the ball leaves our hands, often times leaving us questioning our last move. You’ve been there, re-reading your last text, overanalyzing choice words, the time it was sent, guessing where you may have gone wrong. That vacant period waiting for HIM. This is when the game sucks. When our willing partner becomes our challenging opponent and we realize we have no playbook for how this game will be won… oftentimes making us wish we hadn’t started playing in the first place.

We finish our game. No one wins. Lucy totally stuck on, “He’s going to call, isn’t he?” We play three more games. No one wins any of them. And it dawns on me that rarely does someone win at tic-tac-toe, similarly to the dating games we spend so much time strategizing. Another sip of delicious mojito and I ponder, why then, can it be so much fun to play them?!

So a few days later and mojito-brain free, I’m netting out on the whole game thing like this. A little game playing does the libido some good (we are actually energized by its excitement), they can seemingly “work” and also can help us not get prematurely attached (see pg 136 in book). But know this – that in all games, sometimes, someone loses, and that someone, sometimes might be you. Keep game-play in the fun, flirty zone, don’t play mind games with yourself (if you like him, you like him, if you don’t you don’t) and know that you are not always going to be in control of the ball.

Life is too short to create complex game-plays to bait a mandidate. If he is going to judge you for texting the next day, or being too available or not available enough, is he really the type of co-captain you want on your team anyway?

~xo, Tristan

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